WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND MILEY?

Love her or hate her you can't deny attention seeker Miley Cyrus has the entertainment factor. She also has the annoying factor, the borderline porn factor and the jaw dropping "IS SHE FOR REAL?!" factor.

There's something awkwardly fascinating and controversial about this 20 year old from Tennessee. Is Maxim's sexiest woman reaching out? Is she dealing with a bad break up? And why does she keep doing that thing with her tongue? I would love to know what's really on her mind...

(This is the fun bit!)

HERE'S WHAT I THINK IS GOING ON IN MILEY'S MIND

 "No, honestly. I sleep this way like ALL the time"

 "Mmmmmm...scrap metal."

"Hey....I still got it!"*

 "I don't care if people don't want to see my ass. I am sexy and you all love me!"

" Urgh! There's something on my cheek...hang on...let me just...try...and...lick....."

 "ARGH I still can't reach it! Can I just balance on you?"

PHOTO BOMB!

So this morning I was all like...skinny leg? Wide leg? Skinny leg? Wide leg? Then I was just like...HELL I'm Miley Cyrus and I can do what I want to!!! 

(Pun intended)

(*Yes I know this is Niall from One Direction)